careers i would be bad at

here is a short and not so sweet list of careers that are well, better off without me...

1. pro basketball player
(i'm kind of a tiny person,
i dont think its a good match)

2. surgeon. yes, blood is not my bff--
surgery is not in my future

and 3. a movie reviewer

why do i think this is not a good career for me

{reasons below}

a. i dont like many movies

b. i'm more into re-watching movies

i know i like over and over

c. according to my husband

 i have bad taste in tv shows,

therefore i might have terrible taste in movies...

so in honor of my "uncareers"

i'll give you my movie reviews for the

2 movies i've seen in the past week or so:

drum roll please,

review:

i sure do wish i could get that 2 hours of my life back.

the end.

next,

review: Dear Vince Vaughn,

You've kind of created this little niche of movies that appear to be "funny" or "comedies" but in all actuality, they have a point and you show all the funny parts in the previews. ex: The Break Up, Couples Retreat, Four Christmases, and now The Dilemma. This is sad, because you are actually VERY funny-- and when i go to one of your movies, i'd like to just laugh. Please revert back to your work circa "wedding crashers" time or perhaps "dodgeball" because well, quite frankly...

you were on the right track.

all in all ---> this movie isnt terrible,

 but i was most amused during the part where Vince (character: Ronny) is fighting Channing Tatum (character: Zip) with fire. i literally cracked up. anyone else see it yet?

of course, i'd be a terrible movie reviewer because i'd rather just watch Simon Birch or The Hangover than pretty much anything else, so dont take my word for it...